It’s not often that I learn a new derogatory epithet in this day and age, yet here we are.

“I’m sorry sir, the plane is too heavy to take off with you on it.”

$5000 for clothes? What the fuck is this guy wearing? I don't think I even own $5000 in clothes.

Loving the visual comedy of the Element casually proceeding after all the chaos.

Stolen or high aside, that Element seemed real quick to GTFO of there as well.

STOLEN OR HIGH?!

1 Victory, 1 Pole Position for Williams in 1982. World Champion

Why not all 3?

Engine donor! What chassis is it going into?

I thought that it looks like what the Monte Carlo became.

I see what you did there

1000%, that is the most late 90's/early 00's looking Buick that is not a late 90's/early 00's Buick.

Oldsmobile Alero coupe comes to mind.

The Jenner one has some Ferrari 550 in the side window design and shape.

“It’s probably fine I just don’t like it,” is an incredibly valid expression of opinion and I applaud your ownership of said opinion. I wish more people would acknowledge and express thier opinions that way.

Drivers: “I don’t want to die getting a blowout at 200+ MPH.”

A 2Runner is fine for what 99.7% of buyers use them for.

Back when qualifying was four days long over two weekends, the field was set gradually from front to back.

Breaking the land yacht speed record? I did that in my 93 Buick Lesabre back in 1999 when I got my license. Record still stands, I think. 

High speed trains? That’s just crazy commie talk!