Why do I do good things for other people? Because it makes me feel good.

Quite frankly, I am WAY less scandalized by the idea that someone does charity work for abstract personal gain than someone doing fake charity work for specific personal gain.

Yea I’m not feeling the outrage.

Everything you need to know you learned (roughly) in kindergarten.

Who of us hasn’t begged an author to be let out of the greys? The kinja version of a knighthood. Some with more success that others.

Who in the F in their right mind would rent out their super car? Incredible.

The whole thing was a mystery. The prologue is them wasting their final TO on an obviously dumb challenge that their guys in the booth should have seen. Then they elect to return from the endzone and lose precious seconds and 13 yards. Then they don’t spike the football to stop the clock. Everything they did was dumb…

No way. I am devastated, devastated by this thing, but there is no way that Edelman catch was not bloody amazing. It was amazing.

Luck was the ball bouncing off the defender’s shin. The rest was just wanting it more.

Atlanta’s bed shitting actually makes this easier to handle. If you take your boot off the Pats’ neck for even a second because of an unforced error, give them just that millimeter of daylight, then fuck you. You get zero sympathy.

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.

Obviously that guy watched a lot of Dukes of Hazard... and was a fan of these jumps:

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

you have done a great thing!

Star for excellent design and dedication. I love the final look!

Team 6 has gotten the reputation for being cowboys who believe their own press releases. That and mutilating the bodies of their kills.

And here I thought China was building those islands so that Alibaba could locate distribution warehouses on them, allowing me to get my questionable quality but bargain priced obscure auto parts in something under 8 weeks.

That’s pretty much my exact trajectory. Rock em sock em everything until mid teens and then slowly realized he’s a waste of air and everything that’s wrong with hockey, Canada and the world.

And vice-versa. The parallels are getting creepy.

Kim Jong Un could die of heart disease and Trump would take credit for it. What a chode.