The French have ze words for this nouveau riche style,

Like the old saying about porn, “difficult to describe but everyone knows it when they see it” .  The real Monty or a Kardashian sex tape?

Owner will claim car was stolen, no proof who driver was.  Insurance matter.

Range Rober kick started the whole luxury SUV thing that trickled down to SUVs for all. For poseurs mainly, but Jeremy Clarkson drives a 20 year old one on his farm show, looks like his daily driver.

Russell Crowe Ryan Gosling PI movie about that right?

Giancarlo Baghetti, only driver to win his first Grand Prix, nipping Dan Gurney at the wire, 1961 France.  

Tongue was firmly in cheek there i thinks.

“YeH it’s discontinued but they worked out all the bugs, this is really solid, and we’ll throw in free Tru-Coat.”

All we know is ....he’s not the Stig.

7 doesn’t go into 5.  Math.

Ok you’re a boat, now here’s $120,000 in moorage fees.

Looks like the pipes are still connected but sliding on the ground.

Driver fell asleep or cut off by a car?

The ocean is what is known as a the “universal solvent” . There’s a million sunken ships, sunken nuclear submarines and even nuclear bomb tests in the water, and entropy just keeps working. Relax.

Our local ‘80s station plays “the Weight” and “Under Pressure” among others ad  nauseum on a very slim playlist, there are forgotten classics that don’t get a chance.  XTC anyone?  Cars can be the same.

It was a good sleeper car in Gran Turismo 5, the 500PP performance bracket, similar to BMW M3.  At least in GT5 world.

I must have been on the same cruise as you.  The Med by cruise ship is a great way to see it.

The sit down restaurant dining s OK on ships, reasonable servings and some care in the food prep and presentation.  But yes, the main cafeteria is cafeteria food, a burger is a burger

You need a sat phone on a ship or otherwise pay the cruise line for cell and wifi access.

At $250 a night for a lower deck windowless cabin that still adds up $1750 a week, $87500 for 59 weeks. Plus they usually kick you off during the Home port turn around day for cleaning. He probably has a suite so spending much more. But he would be a super diamond platinum club member with a lot of points and…