Hate to sound like Grampa McGitovmilayn here, but stuff like this really fucks over the rest of us who just want to play with our off-road toys in peace.

you forget that F1 drivers are not encumbered by the biological limits of humans. they have x ray vision, among other things.

Yeah, there is that.

Or, you know, the driver/co-driver could use the radios and emergency beacons in their cars to have medical aid sent.

You’re making a critical mistake there in assuming customers will read. Years of tech support has shown me that no matter how many emails you send, how many alerts you cause to pop-up in the software, there are ALWAYS people who call in swearing up and down they were never told what was happening (and how dare you…

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Half way down. Right side. White.

Every time I read a story about the effort and strategy that went into the 1st Gulf War, I can’t help but imagine a chess Grand Master playing a game of correspondence chess against an opponent be doesn’t realize is a 12 year old novice.

Drifting is pointless unless its on dirt.

East bound and....... stopped.

Internet commenter logic: jumping to conclusions and blaming the entire event for the actions of individuals.