You are criminally wrong in a lot of your judgements for what constitutes funny, Eric.

It could a totally different way though:

These are some...fairly rigid rules here. Doesn’t anyone understand how to communicate anymore? You talk. You talk with your body, you talk with your words, you talk with your timing, your force, your position. You’re having sex to listen to each other.

Hannah, I am in love with your hyperlink color.

or maybe we’ll all get lucky and Zack Snyder will stop making movies.

I feel like if I were ever drugged and kidnapped, I’d wake up to this guy explaining all the torture devices he’s created with the materials in his kitchen.

Christ, people. This isn’t Facebook. Don’t leave vague bullshittery behind for people to wonder about.

SO close to that edge. Almost, almost...

ROFL!!!!

Neat.

I have never known anyone who uses Windows Live Tiles. Ever.

Connecticut, right? Me too.

Is there anyway we can sue Zack Snyder for butchering the character of Batman? I feel like we should be able to do this. Someone should be able to sue him for calling this monster-man “Batman”.

Aw hell, is this going to be a thing now?

I can’t stop laughing! CEO just walked in to ask if I was okay...

You’re rankings are all over the place, Charlie! Glob! (Bitch, whine, moan, complain)

Wow...good on you, Lovitz.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, see. There we go.