6’2. 260lbs. I’m big, not round. My wife is a little waif of a thing. I used to be 80lbs lighter, honest enough, but she likes em big. And, truth be told, I like a lot of things deep fried apparently.

FUCKING WANT!!!!!

Then get a car.

You can’t have it both ways, though.

Nope. Just asking.

So....we’re really supporting this? Batshit-crazy and delusional is the new liberated femme de-jour now?

WHERE THE HELL IS NO MAN’S SKY?!

Why the hell would anyone do this?

HA!

I stand by what I say. Online and in real life.

Is this seriously offensive?

I’M NOT SURE YOU THOUGHT THIS THROUGH, LOBOTOMITE!

Know what’s funny? We do similar studies over here in the U.S.

Viagra isn’t covered under insurance either.

I read the whole thing is this wonderfully stereotypical Texas accent. It’s was beautiful.

Seems neat. I’d love it if I wasn’t already using a Meraki in my home.

—which features mostly blonde young women frolicking around campus looking beautiful and having fun—

Welcome to no shit feminism racism 101!

Because you’ll only succeed in making a couple hundred-thousand liberal white people into closeted racists.

As always, Lifehacker manages to put up something incredibly useful and oddly specific to my own circumstances.