Don't judge.

Incredibly gross.

Part of me regrets knowing that now.

So...is this going to make the game fun? Sims 4 was kind of a major disappointment for me.

Okay, so the guy is a total fuckwad, for sure. And the description of him is a of a pretentious ass who'd I'd happily beat the shit out of regardless, but I have a few questions;

But "Patriots" is such an awesome name...

Isn't the new Windows going to be a free upgrade?

[possibly inherently chauvinistic comment]

So I could do this thing where I ask for components, hardware IDS, drivers, and then we run through you runtime environments, configurations, and overall ecosystem...but I'll tell you right off the bat; if you're having trouble running it, then you didn't build your rig properly.

His accent and the way he says "Sex Stuff". Love it.

1lb a week is fast?

Moron.

Lol. My 7 year old backup rig can still run this!

I'm fortunate enough to live near Galpin Auto Sports (GAS), where they have this beautiful GT sitting inside. Always wanted one...

Um, no. Bad plan. Warning. Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

Actual tips from a (former) North-Easterner:

He wanted to make the media center portable, so he stuffed it inside an old portable VCR

...yeah, I am.

This is so awesome, I'm not even mad about the grammar.

So every two years or so I hit my max weight limit, and do "my weight loss diet". (Basically, just the 4 hour body's weight loss regimen)