Yay! Somebody else who listens to Bonobo! I wrote my first book to that album...

Look...ugh....all I want is the ability to find a game through search without typing it exactly as it's standard type demands. Too many times have I made a search that shows no results, only to copypasta the title and have it hit right away. Because I've missed a colon. Or a dash. Or for no god damned reason at all.

Soooo Suikoden-Lite?

Is it really that hard to get an actual Southern actress to voice lines? Really?

I freaking lived in Tel Uvirith for about a month of real world time, just reading books. I miss my tower...

Neat. I had no desire to see dick, yet I clicked anyway. Which is what I imagine most girls feel when they click the Disney Princess equivalent.

Double XP made me tear up, man...what the hell?!

Yay! Can we get Stars back, too? I miss my star...

It's the mindset behind it that's the real trick. Russian expat tells me a story how he was with a unit, and they come under enemy fire. Benched down in a foxhole, a grenade falls in with them. The commander picks up an artillery case they have with them, and in one swift motion empties it, puts it over the grenade,…

Have you even used the program?

Thank Goodness Erin is here to sensationalize this non-event!

Ha! 3 out of 4 terms here are now being used in my local Craigslist to sell their stuff, and literally have nothing to do with the search terms.

Follow the money! Follow the money! Keep up with me now!

Yes, but it's new to ME. Hence, you know....want and hate.

I never knew I wanted this until just right now. I kind of hate you.

— although it seems necessary to point out that we tend to be a little more creative with our similes and metaphors bitchy around these parts

I've been trying to switch my aging parents over to a Chromebook for YEARS. It's sad, because they actually love it, I don't have to do tech support, and it keeps itself awesome, but he wont use it because it can't run fucking Time Warner Cable's bullshit tv streaming service! (Needs Silverlight) Are you freaking…

How do you not get this? Yes Mark, it is a play on "A Modest Proposal", but no, he's not going to eat the women.

Love these horror stories. My wife and I met on OKC, and she would regale me with these. We even kept her account open a couple weeks after because the messages were just too funny to give up.

Admittedly, I'm not the average user. As I said, my issues comes from extended security permissions required to use certain programs the average user would not.