What a truly bizarre, deeply bootlicker take.

Do boots taste better the harder you lick them? Is that why you post things like this?

No. It’s C&C Music Factory’s song, because they didn’t credit someone how they should or whatever, doesn’t mean it’s not their song. They performed music for years before and after.

The unwashed reddit/tweetosphere needs to understand that THEY are not representative of the other millions who play videogames and aren’t terminally online. This kind of thing isn’t FOR THEM. The devs didn’t put that stuff in to insult your intelligence, they put it in for the normies and there are way more of them…

“I was wrong all of this time, Xbox doesn’t care about us, Microsoft doesn’t care about us. We’ve been fighting this war for nothing.”

“Stop acting like you’re under attack!” he said, logging on in defense of the rich entertainer.

It’s 2024 are you still trusting that a random video game youtuber is fully educated in the copyright laws of multiple countries? Would you like to buy his crypto coin too?

Using American copyright law won’t help much, since Pocket Pair and Nintendo are both in Japan. 

To be completely honest, if Alec Baldwin was a more well-liked guy, he would not be charged in this case

“On my watch, no one is above the law, and everyone deserves justice,” Carmack-Altwie says. Both Baldwin and set armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed will face charges of involuntary manslaughter.

Yeah I certainly don’t remember Reno calling the party “bitches”.

Skull and Bones started life as a multiplayer-focused expansion for 2013’s excellent Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag.

I can’t imagine us being so lucky.

It gives a whole new meaning to the opening “retro game” you plan in High on Life.

Strangers Things didn’t invent Dungeons & Dragons, calm down.

One of the most exhausting aspects of the last Fallout game I played (New Vegas) was how I couldn’t trust anyone, because they were either traumatized out of their wits or secretly a cultist.

Seems reasonably typical for Arts grants, honestly. They go to all sorts of off-the-wall things.

But it still feels incredibly odd that the Canadian government would be funding a project that is explicitly in favor of a world where liberal democracy doesn’t exist (and is in fact undesirable)

Given that for the majority of its playtime it’s doing nothing but railing on tropes whilst it follows them, this article feels very generous. Ironically pointing shit out is tired hat at this point, and the game doesn’t do enough inventive to justify the meta ribbings it gives out.

The idea of a game which mocks you, the player, for expecting a traditional structure while also playing out a traditional structure (but also saying “fuck you!” throughout) sounds just… kind of annoying. It sounds extremely Justin Roiland being proud of himself for making a fart noise and doing his one voice again.