Summary: Don’t shop at Walmart.

Wow, it’s the perfect storm of something that is completely diametrically opposite of who I am as a person, what I believe in, what matters to me, and what interests me.

Fuck Mark Wahlberg and his racist past, his insistence that he’d have personally stopped 9/11, his inclusion of an antisemite in a religious movie, and his creepy shift from racist underwear model to guy that wants to preach to you.

wow “Mark Wahlberg + hate crimes” yields a lot of google results

Lol, no it isn’t “unfair”. Tesla showed this at a semi-public event and let people record it. How is that unfair?

motherfucker.. you can’t go anywhere without a fucking keemstar clip showing up?

this should technically be a “pending” article.

Kotaku has reached out to Nintendo for comment.

Ok, I’m officially old; I don’t see it.
Is it JUST that Nintendo basically said “bowling” when some people in the dirtier corners of Twitter had recently seen a dirty bowling gif? Is that all?
Because I can’t see any other similarities. It seems like people are stretching to MARS for this one.
What am I missing?

At first i thought this was about Nintendo accidentally posting something NSFW, but it’s actually Nintendo just marketing a bowling game. Then a bunch of PewDiePie-fan-thinking-motherfuckers just spam-reply with bowling porn gifs. Really? Really? And Kotaku thinks this is worthy of elevation? I guess I’ve aged out of…

Yeah I have no idea what is going on here. Like just a screenshot might help? Without it I have zero clue.

This may shock you, but not everyone has a Twitter account; and nsfw posts don’t work without one.

If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

Hey guys,

Chris Rock needs to return to SNL this week.

E3 seems like the embodiment of “this meeting could have been an email”

Not really. It feels like a “GOTCHA! MS” article since the thumbnail has a pretty clear (and clumsy) smear to it.

Or possibly, for every single business of any kind.

I sense a pattern in the editorial strategy of late

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