You’re so universally admirable. You genuinely inspire legions to be just like you. I cannot even believe that you have graced us with your presence on this earth. 

And the students were invited to the commencement too what are you saying?

God, I can’t even count properly. You’ve bested me. How is someone like you able to contend with being so smart and cool?

Damn, I should listen the guy who has commented 18 times on this fucking story. He thinks I’m a loser. God. How do I recover from this.

The amount the zombified corpse of The AV Club speculates and tries to make connections to things to make everything sound more sinister is getting fucking terrible. The author seems to want so, so bad to reveal that George Miller is a creep despite there being no evidence for it.

Yes, we must listen to the 70 year old billionaire tell us that we should just laugh about things in life...things aren’t so tough! 

The entirety of a person’s life is a performance of one kind or another.

Whether you are at a dumb ceremony has absolutely zero to do with whether or not you get your degree. Most of the time you don’t even get your actual degree (which, in reality, is still just a piece of paper, the actual proof that you got a degree is with the registrar) during overblown graduation ceremonies, it gets…

Alright, well, time to wrap it up on Kat Dennings, I guess. Anyone who would choose to work with Tim Allen at this point, especially on a brand new show (well, not really brand new, because he’ll play the same character he’s played in everything for 30 years) is just a shitty choice that makes me completely lose…

Genuinely a decent theory…the articles nail that completely unwarranted spite and snark along with the dumbest digressions one could imagine. 

“Sometimes, it’s okay to just appreciate a piece of art for what it is and stop trying to dig any further.”

Famous people know each other. Holy shit. This is such a revelation.

Awesome, now that this is getting (deserved, probably) bad press, will we see Seinfeld go full “the woke mob assassinated my movie” mode?

The headline should probably read “Schimkowitz furiously trying to get a seat in the Simpsons writing room hours before his G/O Media CMS password is revoked”

Was this written by AI or are you just that bad at writing?

Hubie Halloween was released in late 2020, which is far less than 20 years ago. 

God, the writing on this site has gotten so fucking awful

I mean, first, yes there absolutely are camera and boom operators with huge egos.

“He didn’t reveal who those “certain people” (plural!) actually were and it seems unlikely that he will in the future, but for the record, his co-stars for the majority of the show were Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Jane Kaczmarek, and Christopher Masterson.”

What the fuck is wrong with you?