Man, just get Windows - it just works.

No, that's not a barrel roll. It's an aileron roll.

That's great and all, but I know exactly one way to tie a tie.

As an atheist I think I deserve something to be stubbornly wrong about.

Seriously? I work in recruiting - most of us make well over 70 phone calls a day. You actually think that we are plugging every candidate into Google Maps to check their commute time? That's insane. No one does this.

Clearly you've never tried to use Siri. At least HAL acknowledged the correct command before disobeying it.

[Slightly] different diseases. The 1975 case in Bangladesh (in a child called Rahima Banu) was the last naturally occurring transmission of variola major, the severe form of the virus. The 1977 case (in a man called Ali Maow Maalim) was the last naturally occurring transmission of variola minor, which is related but…

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP.

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Someone watched Seven Psychopaths one too many times.

The only way to stop a bad fire with a gun is with a good fire with a gun.

ICS is looking nice and clean.

Oh dear GOD don't let any of my video clients see this...

What part of "if you can't figure out the menus just drop the subtitle file on the window and will be added to the currently opened video" is not user friendly? :\ also what does a subtitle manager do?

This wasn't my fault, thank goodness.

WTF does that mean? Some sort of snide remark about the Chinese?

In all fairness though I don't have to worry about drug lords running through my town and chopping off the heads of every citizen to get back at the government for locking up one of their lackeys as much as I do in Mexico. So I can only assume my tax dollars are going somewhere.

Dammit. I'll dump her tonight.

Eventually, lotteries can become a positive expected value (EV) bet. As long as the post-tax, lump sum payment is greater that the odds (assuming a $1 ticket), it can be a solid decision mathematically. Of course +EV is always in the "long run", which you'll never see in this case. You would also have to consider…

Had an obese guy overflow his seat and onto the side of my leg. It was a short flight, but long enough for my leg to fall asleep under the weight of his....his, uh....hmm. Not sure where that particular roll originated from. Best not to dwell really.