Mike Yeo has been your head coach for four years now. Joke's on you!

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

"Oh, so now Sid's face is all fucked up, and this time everyone's saying he SHOULD HAVE taken a shot?"

Leafs Employee 1: Somebody give me a mic check, eh?

Don't link to Damien Cox articles.

So, in other words, junior hockey has a better system than the NCAA.

Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

I feel like this will trace back to Elisha Cuthbert.

Greene was just confused, he's been borrowing Jake Locker's car for the last month and was used to having a handicapped permit.

But thats a Tacoma...

The ability to hold a series lead?

I don't know which is tougher to fathom - those stats or that someone vacationed in the Soo.

He wasn't yelling at Peter Ruicci (reporter) over the post-game questions, really, he was reacting to this column.

He scored a goal in men's league against a team that appears to have two subs, and he raised his stick after. Trust me, this makes him look like an even bigger douche.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

Well if that's the case, he definitely won't be missed in Seattle. Things will change in New York, where Geno Smith will definitely miss him plenty of times on a weekly basis.

Not a surprise, considering they were all likely won before he was born.

I think the "raise the roof" is him pretending to hold the Cup. Brad Marchand has done that in the past.

Nah, if there was going to be a nice goal post tonight, it would've been this one from Tyler Toffoli:

"Ogle-torp"