You are right. They have been able to gerrymander enough districts and brainwash enough of the populace that they are now in total control of most aspects of the government.

Yeah, I meant to say that Roethlisberger making Trump look like a gentleman is ridiculous, and that really only Hitler could make him look like a gentleman, but I obviously got distracted by something and didn’t type things out correctly.

He’s not as bad as Hitler, but I’m honestly not entirely sure he won’t get there.…

Let’s not go overboard. He’s terrible, sure. But make Trump look like Hitler? Come on, man.

This happened the day after she and Trump had sex. He wasn’t waiting outside Trump’s room while they had sex so he could walk her to her room.

Look! Tough talk on an internet message board! I bet this person really would be as tough as the talk in real life!

Hot take: maroon 5 is mediocre and uses way too much falsetto. Same goes for Justin Timberlake.

This seems really inappropriate on Drake’s part. Especially the “I miss you” text. It’s just weird and creepy.

Was I the only one that had a hard time not writing too much for my term paper?

How, exactly, is that “realistic”. It is very clearly not beef. It is very clearly something that is intended to look like beef but is not actually beef.

Because a person’s philosophy informs the strategy they utilize.

This right here. 100%

Listen, looting is a crime. It is shameful that people use a natural disaster as an opportunity to steal things rather than being out in the community helping or staying safe with their family at home.

Counterpoint: Yes, they are.

I mean, Mario turns into a Racoon. He turns into a frog. He turns into a cat.

When toadette picks up a crown, she turns into a princess. Makes sense to me.

I have not seen that one.

Also, in case it isn’t clear, I am simply referring to him as an actor, not as a person. I know next to nothing about him as a person. He could be delightful or he could be terrible.

If he were your boyfriend, he’d be your therapist and start an incredibly inappropriate relationship with you (see HIMYM).

I did not. I didn’t like the Australian guy, either.

Hot take: Kal Pen is the worst. He has never played a part better than almost anyone else could have.

It’s the same reason all republican state government candidates are loudly anti-abortion. It’s a topic the voters care about, regardless of whether or not the state government can affect it.

For what it’s worth, Judas was paid with silver. Every single time/translation (into english, I mean) it’s silver.