Big Ben on third and long:

Or more likely, getting handsy with the elves.

Body of an 18 year old.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

Oh and how he doesn’t get credit for single handedly cleaning up ground zero. 

At least have some decorum for the office; That’s PPABOTUS, thank you very much!

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that drama queen ref isn’t a cop.

Just wait until he tells this story to the guys at the precinct on Monday!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I agree. The NFL should step in to learn how to replicate this for our enjoyment. Maybe they can have Julio Jones be the star next year.

It has nothing to do with the “trade system” whatever that means. It all comes down to the Raiders being incompetent. The Steelers trusted them to not fuck things up in exactly this way, for some reason. Obviously their trust was misplaced.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

knock on wood if you’re with me

FTFY

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway