“I’m just here to own up to [my mistake] and move on.”

The Houston one is also an obvious copy of the Oilers logo.

*Vipres

The Vipeurs

Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Got u fam

“Protect” would be a key word there. They don’t have to support every dumb thing they come up with. If somebody wanted to play d-line without shoes they could say “you’re on your own, idiot.”

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots. 

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

According to this previous Deadspin post, Brown’s helmet is now 12 years old. It would have been 11 years old last year which means he may have gotten the same one year grace period. He just didn’t use it to find a new helmet that he could accept. The reporting has been unclear on this point.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

It’s a worthwhile dig for anyone bored on a Friday

Well you didn’t think he would have kicked the habit, did you? At least now the shoe is on the other foot, and he’s the one making the jokes. I’m sure the interviewer felt that Rex may have stepped on his toes a little by getting to the punchline first. But he may have been hesitant to engage in shoddy journalism like…

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

Other things you can do in college but not the pros:

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

It’s pretty simple to understand when a clap is appropriate:

Clap ain’t supposed to be smooth, everyone knows that.  Burns like hell.