I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

Why? Most 26 year olds still have their teeth.

Why does he sound so pleased at the end when pointing out that she can’t get to school now?

Respect it?!?! so you’re just as big of an a-hole as that guy, eh? Do you help yourself to coins from the blind guys hat too? What a tool.

It’s Philly.  If these people stopped to help every drunk with a nosebleed they’ll never make it home.  

No, that’s a bitch move.  

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

See, you just brought up a good example of what happens when the big boys buy you out. WW has totally stopped innovating. They used to have new beer all the time now it is the same old shit every week.

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

... tractor pulls are a sporting event?

And the reason for playing the national anthem at this event was...?

but he is white

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

“Tua looks really good but this Amell kid comes from a good family and I think he would really help our team culture”   Dave Gettelman

Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

That makes sense since Chris Simms took over for both, eventually.

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

Jeff Fisher actually made it to a Super Bowl

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

Matt Patricia looks like he has a closet full of shirts arranged by which type of food stains they have on them.