Whooo hoo! Now I can get my Sims crippling debt and a piece of paper they can wipe their ass with when I have them move into their 1st apt post graduation in the shittiest part of East Harlem with mice, cockroaches, and coke dealers on your floor...all while being attacked by said coke dealers dog one day and being…

I had a falling out with guildies I have known for 5 years in MMO’s as with many things in REAL life, it was over money (in this case in game money).

As a fellow NYC resident and gamer I feel your struggle there. From what I see you largely have a chord issue. Velco ties have been invaluable for me in maximizing space and minimizing accidental (lets be 100% honest....they are intentional the little SOB) cat related shenanigans on expensive equipment.

Man I got to get back into this game.

Honestly; the best stance any organization like Kotaku can take in support of the protesters if to simply stop writing articles on anything Blizzard related not pertaining to the HK debacle. The writers personal preferences in what games they play is fine, however any “positive press” even talking about positive…

Well this is a brilliant 101 lesson for any upcoming developers on how not to market, and distribute a video game.

We often talk about the unbridled nonsense of Steam in 2019 for it’s outlandish games such as “Active Shooter” and “Insert Any Hentai Dating Game Here”...but it did my heart good to open the Internet Archive and see one of the trending games was a little known DOS classic “Dog Fucker”. Not to be confused with…

John Wick trilogy has the same issue as Jason Bourne, in which the stylized action actually doesn’t translate to a video game. The closest way you could play as if you are Wick would be using a fleshed out 3rd person/melee focused “Superhot” mechanic of time only moving when you move, to give the player John Wick’s…

Huh...surprisingly one of the few Tim Heidecker produced shows that is actually really funny without being stoned off my ass. Seems almost....Between Two Ferns adjacent in the sense that the comedic timing comes from the dissonance of human conversation.

I feel like there is a teachable moment here, but ....meh

I definitely read “Active Soccer 2019" as “Active Shooter 2019"....Not going to lie; their marketing department is either brilliant or idiotic. Haven’t decided which yet.

Capsule Collection seems better for a Dragonball Line tbh.

It is almost as if...and stay withe me on this one; western focused cuisine and marketing of said cuisine inherently comes from a white supremacist space/narrative. 

Better than having “The Moon Rules” carved into your sick ride, amirite Carl my man?

Just want to put it out there it took less than 50 vaping related deaths for the federal government to begin talking about imposing a federal ban.

I followed this strategy with the following games:

Wait...isn’t this exactly how the plot of Sonic Unleashed started?

It just means you are growing up and getting old Heather. Today it is enjoying micromanagement tasks/crafting mechanics in video games, tomorrow it will be waking up at 4AM and demanding that all CBS sitcoms/crime dramas remain on the air (TV of course, none of this CBS Access hooey) no matter how terrible, and using…

As a Crusader Kings enthusiast I will probably eat this game up. However I would be curious if you can play with succession lines, and crown ownership in the same way to allow for some more interesting gender combinations on ruling. Was the right move to do this in a fake-fantasy world so there can be a lot of wiggle…

I mean...in a world where you put the skulls of your prey on your cute little kitty friend; I would say there is no such thing as an “ugly” costume in MHW.