Bruh....your whole existence is policed by a corporation. Hell; the inane comment you just made was policed by a corporation to be deemed even viable to show. I hate to break it to you friend, but expect your entire adult life to be policed, regulated, maintained, and corralled. This is the definition of civilization…

To be clear...rape isn’t usually ever about sex. It is about sexual violence being a tool of the “strong” to assert dominance. So this isn’t some puritanical anti-sex movement. This is a modern 2019 anti-rape movement which has been far over due frankly.

Tip of the hat for having the gumption to change the title even when you felt your original was a good one.

I think genre plays a very key difference in what tempers player expectations.

They say a joke isn’t funny if the punchline needs explaining....

Early Cuyler is a character on Squidbillies (AdultSwim) that is voiced by the “legendary” Unknown Hinson who has very lets say....interesting theories about women..

I do agree with Ash Titans being very unrewarding for the effort that it takes to kill them. That being said, I think they are very very fun to fight because they are a walking mountain of suck. I literally laughed out loud when an Ash Titan I was fighting on GM1 went full “enrage mode” and started throwing out…

Dead or Alive does remain my favorite fighting series to this day. While in no way perfect or “realistic”; I always felt it was a fighting game for people who gave a shit about combat arts.

What is wrong with spending $4,000 of your own money on something that brings you joy; even if that joy is not shared by others?

Why can’t you just say they are both two fine ass warmins (to be read like Early Cuyler) who are owning their bodies? That shit is sexy as hell to me regardless of the size.

Pam is what we call in the darker than a brown paper bag community a PAWG. Feel free to Google what that means. That being said, I have had a strong proclivity to her as a character every since she peed on the carpet after getting her ass beat with a stuffed dolphin by Archer in episode 1.

I have yet to buy anything from Chick-Fil-A. I don’t even remember what they did to get me to boycott them but I know that I swore I never would buy from them again at some point and I have stuck to it.

I think we will inevitably see things like this in the game. The animations are clearly there in the code, just a matter of allowing a “mix and match” option for certain abilities. To be honest I think the javelins are extremely well balanced in how they perform and they complement each other very well. I main…

1998 Everquest Gamer Me: Camps for 7 hours for one mob to spawn only to have it kill stolen. Calls Papa John’s and hunkers down to repeat the process all over again.

I gotta say Gita, you are one of the reasons I still come to this site. Let me lend my voice to the chorus of folks below and simply say: Thanks.

This is an intrinsic problem with “listening” to reviewers. They are paid to critique and move on. That is what they do. They are not paid to enjoy games and fall in love and write opt-ed pieces about said love every day for the game they enjoy. Sometimes it happens, but typically only with games that are guaranteed…

Haha I was thinking the same thing. I actually felt like a New Yorker ( I live in NYC) in Fort Tarsiss having random conversations with that person you may see at Starbucks every day that you both go to. The interaction means nothing in the grander narrative of my life, and my choices in that conversation probably…

I always wonder who argues these kinds of things? I mean, at a certain point you have to buy into the fantasy aspects video games bring and just roll with it.

This game gave me the same feels Warframe did. I immediately started thinking “Thank Fuck the masses will not enjoy this game”.

We can for sure even the 5 sec load screen to the forge is entirely unacceptable, and no matter how short it is; drives me mad. But beyond that, the game is a solid 8/10