Senor Guapo,

Dear Mister Master,

My Dear Mister Fowle,

Dear Master Zero,

Dear Senor Santo,

Dear Gentleman,

Dear Mister Andriano,

Dear Sir,

Dear Fellows,

Salutations Mister Hogan,

Dear Master Death,

Dear Fellows,

Dear Senor,

Dear Senor,

To Whom It May Concern,

My Dear Mister Wreck,

Dear Miss Ferguson,

Dear Editors of This Once Esteemed News-Paper,

My Dear Mister Hobbes,

Dear Senor Marinero,