Mister Hogan,

Dear Editors of the Venerable Audio-Visual Club Tribune,

My Dear Senor Spielbergo,

My Dear Miss Ferguson,

My Dear Miss Ferguson,

Dear Mister Q.,

Dear Mister Clark,

My Dear Aditrs,

My Dear Tease,

Dear Mister Mohamad,

Dear Lord Danson,

Dear Miss Wu,

Dear Editors of this Esteemed News-Paper,

Dear Miss Wafflicious,

Dear Master Bones,

My Dear Mrs. Alger,

Dear Master Bones,

My Dear Lord Q.,

Dear Lord Q.,

My Dear Ms. Ferguson,