The Ascension is involved?! I thought that after Battleground they were eliminated as suspects because of Eddie Money.

Dear Me In 12 to 14 Years,

Gable showed up on Tout.

I'm glad that Rusev and the Fashion Police weren't there since they should all be kayfabe maimed after Battleground. Too often a dude (cough cough Reigns cough cough cough Cena) takes a hellish beating at a PPV and then shows up on TV the next night like nothing happened so I'm glad that they got left off tonight…

Pretty much. Maybe instead they can toss Chad Gable in there and um…uh…a returning Shelton Benjamin? That's still a thing that's supposed to happen on SmackDown right?

I also loved his irrational hatred of Becky Lynch back in NXT. It makes him seem more human. Too often you get the heel commentary person who just loves all the heels or the face commentary person who loves all the good guys. Corey Graves just has certain people who rub him the wrong way regardless of alignment.

Nikki Bella is closer to the top than the bottom in terms of in ring skills when compared to the current SmackDown women's roster.

…Royal Rumble 2015?

They have that person already. Her name is Asuka now.

Why not a 4 on 4 tag match with Jinder, Khali, and the Bollywood Boyz taking Orton and some cronies…Cena and one of the tag teams that have nothing else going on I guess.

That's pretty much the only good Nakamura match that's happened in a WWE ring since even his TakeOver matches with Joe were pretty mediocre.

Surf Dudes with Attitudes…

But for a person who has the time to gallivant about Europe for several months what's a day or two extra travel time?

If 90s hardcore is alright the bulk of the mid-90s Victory Records output is pretty solid: Earth Crisis, Snapcase, Hatebreed and bands of that ilk.

Iceland? England? Some random Scandinavian country? Canada? Chicago? Zaniness abounds with budget flights.

Yeah you can get cheaper flights than that if you're on budget airlines and don't mind having a bunch of layovers.

Life of Agony and Integrity were pretty big ones for me. Biohazard too but they're a little less metally and a little more 90's tough guy hardcore.

Not with me or in my presence, but I assume she does.

Superstar Shakeup my man. Raw took all the stuff that was cool about SmackDown and gave them the Colons.

I can't wait until they do the angle where Pete Dunn(e) is his bastard son.