This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Traction control only works when there's traction to be had.

I'm in IT and I couldn't have said it better

just yesterday the FBI said the attack would have beaten 90 percent of companies

This is dumb as hell. Bring back old people doing burn outs!

You mean: 'Thank you Microsoft... for nothing!'

Or in one sentence, reminding detractors that he was made that way, so if you have a problem with that, take it up with the creator, and it's not a "choice"

I do apologise about this

Pretty sure its a 1992ish Civic. That color is pretty spot on for this

They're only 400 miles from where I live, but fuck they'll have my business when I finally have saved up enough for the new mustang. My feels.

At first I thought this would be a video of an old mercedes with a super turbo diesel'd engine... and how wrong I was. This is just abuse. :(

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

Dude, you didn't even listen! You can't cut the cheese! You must "broken" the cheese!

A Doug DeMuro article with actual reporting? I. AM. OUTRAGED. Where are the loose jokes/insults about midwestern states? While there was mention of a Ferrari there was no mention of Doug's Ferrari. What gives?

Knee touched on the landing, -.5. Difficulty score, +1.2.

I just spat out my breakfast cereal. Thanks.

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