According to this thread, you must have at least 200 horses in your cycle shorts. Congratulations, sir.

I love it... this shmuck tries to commit a heinous crime in broad daylight, only to have the biggest, baddest, fiercest motherfucker to ever come out of Montreal happen to be RIGHT THERE.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

Professionals?! Having fun on the diamond?! The unwritten rules have GOTTA say something about this, right?!

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

Man, remember when Discovey had actual educational/informative programming? I’m old.

Man, I miss Tyler actually understanding what he was writing about…

Man, I miss staying up late on Saturday watching Wings on Discovery Channel...

sounds like your latch is not adjusted so the door is loose.

*wongs

So Nissan ousted the whole fuel efficiency cheating, sent the stock price plummeting, then goes on to buy 34%? Smooth.

Friend of mine ran track for the Ithaca College Bombers. They once used a rubber chicken on one of their relays. Great track tradition, the gag baton. Good on these kids.

1. Buy Mitsubishi

And this was the exact same problem the Penguins had from 2010-2014 or so: they’d barnstorm through the regular season, then lose in the playoffs due to a failure to adapt to the different type of game and relying too much on a top-heavy roster. It wasn’t until they recently had reliable (and in the…

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

$4 billion?! How many bags of douche does that buy you?!?

Cuteness Overload: Sabine Edition

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.