I wouldn't fuck with Zimmerman, dude knows how to stand his ground

The way they make this out to be some sort of miserable serf system is ridiculous. No one is forcing them to be on this squad. If the weight/appearance/hairstyle/attendance requirements are so awful, they could always, you know.....not be an NFL cheerleader? Or am I crazy.

At least Chief-on-Chief violence has moved from the parking lot to its proper place on the field.

That's not a rape joke. That's an attorney joke.

People who criticize UM's slow response have to realize they had to wait until the football players' eligibility expired.

This is a terrible tragedy for sure, but should we really be focusing on one dead swimmer when the rest of the team is apparently made up of fucking ghosts?

Fan: [Dials 1-800-COMCAST]

Some freezing rain in Austin vs. snow falling at 2" an hour and whiteout conditions w/ no visibility near Lake Michigan aren't really that comparable imo.

Kayla's explanation doesn't fit within Greg's narrative.

Just playing devil's advocate here, can you discuss why you don't find her explanation credible?

And why didn't the ball make it to Crabtree? Oh, right.

Yes, this is the entire city of Seattle scrambling into damage control mode, lest the country find out that Richard Sherman just talks a lot of shit. PLEASE root for the Broncos.

Yeah, I hate it when people who make career-defining plays against a bitter rival are still excited about it 30 seconds later.

If by "America" you mean "old white people who take sports too seriously", then yeah, they're Broncos fans now.

That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

Verily, this vivacious visage of very vain vehicular velocity is a vantage of vexation vying for vengeance against the Teutonic Valkyire, a vanguard of vapid value that we may virtuously, viciously, vehemently vanquish!

I don't know how much you know about ASOIAF, but the reason they showed it that way is because that's exactly how Dany sees herself. But don't worry, the writers don't necessarily see her that way, this is basically here version of this moment:

2009 called. It wants its angel-eyes on an E36 back.

Blowing up a punter is the life equivalent of kicking a puppy. Really fun, but probably not worth it in the end if people are watching.

It's actually very common among aircraft carriers that don't have a catapult launch system. So pretty much everything not American or French, though the British are building a new class of carriers without it.