I prefer to give women like this my attention.

I served on a state grand jury about a decade ago. One of the people brought up on charges had a huge stash of child pornography, including videos. The DA said, “This is the evidence we have so you can see why we’re presenting the case.”

Well that tears it. I wasn’t sure if he was a bad person before, but now I know for sure.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

TENTACLES OUT!

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

*ENHANCE*

Tucked away in the parking lot of the Renaissance Hotel

Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

Its not you, the Xbox One does suck. I can feel the fanboys coming to try flame me now. Fanboy Swatter: I’m not going to buy a video game system that doesn’t have video games worth playing. A console must justify it’s purpose. If there’s at least 3 different games (2 FPS and 1 Racing doesn’t count) that is exclusive…

I’ve said it before, but in light of another unimpressive year for Microsoft in terms of exclusives I feel the need to say it again. My decision to stick with Xbox again this generation is the biggest gaming purchase regret so far in my life. Haven’t turned the damn thing on in like a year. Well, on purpose anyways,…

I’m so old, I can remember Little Marco fulminating about Rex Tillerson’s qualifications at Tillerson’s Senate confirmation hearing. And then voting for his approval.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…