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Ya know, what with Trump being given a king’s welcome and all in Saudi Arabia, his ego is going to come back bloated to the size of a gas giant like Jupiter, and he will be convinced that he has the divine right of kings to do whatever he wants ... and therein will lie his doom. He won’t be able to resist completely

This entire Saudi trip is so bizarre and emblematic of everything that’s wrong with both the US and the Arab world: 

Hours after dick pic enthusiast and serial harasser Anthony Weiner pled guilty for transferring obscene material to

Why anyone would want to work for a man who will clearly throw you under the bus for even the slightest personal benefit is beyond me. This isn’t even a “I find this administration and their ‘beliefs’ reprehensible”, though I do, I just don’t see how associating yourself with this asshole works out for you in the

How is this even a question?

I’d like to agree with you that she got what she deserves, but she appears to have made it out of the building as a billionaire with the power to ruin a generation of schoolchildren.

I know most of her ideas about how to properly educate American children are really dumb, but jesus christ, how fucking stupid does she have to be to think that this was going to go well for her?

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

It really is the little things.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

I have no doubt that the opioid crisis is real and terrifying, but is this “fixing the opioid crisis” the new “sent to the cornfield”? Is this the new political wilderness? Granted, Jared’s been tasked with it as well when he’s not “fixing the Middle East” or selling diamonds in a mall, but still...

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

So he tried to take a hearing on Russia and turn it into “evil Muslims.” Fuck you, Ted Cruz, this is why no one likes you.

“left spluttering”...