Why do you hate ham?!????

Pineapple.

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

Jeff Sessions is a closet fascist and a religious zealot.

Such a childish tactic to send a mediocre letter using blackmail to affect change. Seriously, these idiots are mimicking a shitty street gang from a terrible movie.

The existence of Obama, a highly successful President and fundamentally decent human being, is a criticism of Donald. I hope he directly addresses Cheeto Jesus at some point, but just continuing to inspire us is huge.

Hold out hope for that legendary Obama shade!

There are 2 liberal values:

Look at this response. She fucking killed it.

Hawaii’s statehood was delayed for a number of years by Southern conservatives who were appalled at the prevalence of miscegenation there, most notably Sam Rayburn. You think Jefferson Beauregard Sessions thinks that Hawaii is really part of the United States? When he was growing up it was nothing but a military…

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

The saddest part is conservative women will still watch.

Well, color me EVER so shocked. Totally never guessed they’d replace one virulent sexist with another. Where are my clutchin’ pearls?