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Doesn’t this tweet make you feel safe, warm and cozy?

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and

Sooo they’re trying to block abortion by denying funds used for contraception, which is actually the most efficient way to *prevent* abortions. This “pro-life” movement is not really about preventing abortions. It’s about (and always has been about) policing the sexual behavior of women and limiting their family

Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - while eating a beautiful pastrami sandwich, it was made at Mendy’s, they have the best pastrami, cut just perfect, falls apart when you bite it, you know, and I’m telling you the knish on the side was made by the best people, and wherever they get their rye bread is getting a presidential

Something I’ve been wondering about a lot lately is: at what age does someone become complicit in and responsible for something they were born into? Barron gets a pass, Arabella gets a pass, but ... Tiffany?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Behold idiot son-in-law Jared Kushner—the man now in charge of brokering Middle East peace, Uberizing the federal

Nikki Haley is just Sarah Palin with the ability to express all the batshit insanity she believes in coherent sentences.

thats why its more important now than ever before for people to spread awareness of my No Pin Ribbon Campaign, rsg!

Honestly while it was fun to begin with I can’t help but just see Trump as a sad little man now. It’s genuinely just fucking pitiful how he can’t take any criticism or jokes at all.

Well this is all quite lovely! And besides, everything by Ashley Feinberg gets me in trouble for laughing loud and awkwardly in public, so I’m all in.

I love that you guys did this comprehensive list!