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You should see his attempt to be President.

He has no better idea how to drive that truck than how to drive a normal car, ride a bike, or pay a bill.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

Don’t you ever underestimate a Trump supporter’s ability to squeeze “But Clinton...” into any conversation, about literally any topic.

A bagman is a person designated to collect or distribute illicitly gained money, such as bribes to public officials or money that is collected in a criminal enterprise, such as a “protection racket” or in the running of a numbers racket. A bagman may also act as an intermediary in such transactions. “Bagman” is also a

Never forget: Ivanka is the bag man for the Trump crime family.

Jesus, this family has no understanding of optics. You sure this is a good time for Ivanka to move into an unpaid, off the grid WH gig as her dad approaches his impeachment hearings? Fucking idiots, the whole lot.

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

It’s counteracted by the drinking.

Breaking: Donald Trump to receive “Extremely Handsome, Great Taste and Not At All A Con Man Award” from group funded by Donald Trump.

Well! Lost my appetite again. My God, you’d think considering all of the nausea and vomiting I’ve been experiencing since the election, that I would have lost more weight.

The bottle of wine I just drank did more in its life for women than Mike Pence ever will.

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until

How on earth does Ivanka keep on getting to sit next to world leaders? Is it ‘take your daughter to work’ year?

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens