It’s counteracted by the drinking.
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Breaking: Donald Trump to receive “Extremely Handsome, Great Taste and Not At All A Con Man Award” from group funded by Donald Trump.
Well! Lost my appetite again. My God, you’d think considering all of the nausea and vomiting I’ve been experiencing since the election, that I would have lost more weight.
The bottle of wine I just drank did more in its life for women than Mike Pence ever will.
Mike Pence, a prolapsed anus in a hairpiece, has made no secret of his hatred of women. He gutted funding for…
There was some misplaced optimism that Donald Trump would immediately jettison all of his inane campaign promises…
The fools. I’m ready.
For all the shit Tom Cruise gets, you can’t knock him for his commitment and not cutting corners.
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A nausea-inducing behind-the-scenes featurette shows how Tom Cruise, Annabelle Wallis, and the crew defied gravity…
Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until…
How on earth does Ivanka keep on getting to sit next to world leaders? Is it ‘take your daughter to work’ year?
Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.
Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens
We’re certainly in favor of “kicking back” and having a little fun on St. Patrick’s day, a celebration of the…
His lies are hurting him, it will take some time for the damage to take effect. When the crisis hits, no one will believe anything he has to say. And when we need the president to a be a sober presence he will invariably try and make himself look good no matter what, and it will not be a laughing matter. Tackling a…
And yet no sense that anything at all will become of this. Trump lies with impunity. Words have lost all meaning.
It’s such a relief and such a wonderful signal for the other important European elections coming up this year! The best thing is that the voter turnout was massive, something like 85% apparently. Yay to the Netherlands!
to quote the great deadspin (nee gawker) writer Ashley Feinberg:
You’re imagining an alternate universe in which the problem is that they are evil and competent.