He’s sad. A sad man who buys friends. A sad man who managed to buy a presidency. If his only crime was his appalling taste in decor I could pity him.

This is me. I’ve been a news junkie my whole life and made it through 8 years of Bush, but this? Fucking Christ. I want to become a hermit.

He thought he’d be universally loved when he got elected. The only thing that gets me through this darkest timeline is knowing how miserable he must be seeing how generally disliked he is.

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

God, he is so desperate to be liked.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

That’s his legacy. Nothing he did before (certainly not McCain-Feingold) or since is ultimately going to matter, but THAT choice has to be brought up every time we talk about his impact on GOP politics. 

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

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At this point I’m hoping Trump stays for the 4 year.

I’m not a person prone to conspiracy theory; however, there’s so much Russian smoke here that I can’t see how this whole thing doesn’t end with impeachment or maybe even criminal charges.

And nothing you just said—despite how well you said it—should have been a surprise to anyone. Yet somehow he fooled almost half the country. Totally embarrassing.

How about how reporters kept having to reassure him that they don’t hate him? WHAT THE FUCK?!

He’s so confused about the lack of public adoration now that he’s won. Winning means everyone is supposed to like you, right?

3 years and 11 months. Dude is like a cockroach in more ways than one.

Forgive my crassness, but: