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At this point I’m hoping Trump stays for the 4 year.

I’m not a person prone to conspiracy theory; however, there’s so much Russian smoke here that I can’t see how this whole thing doesn’t end with impeachment or maybe even criminal charges.

And nothing you just said—despite how well you said it—should have been a surprise to anyone. Yet somehow he fooled almost half the country. Totally embarrassing.

How about how reporters kept having to reassure him that they don’t hate him? WHAT THE FUCK?!

He’s so confused about the lack of public adoration now that he’s won. Winning means everyone is supposed to like you, right?

3 years and 11 months. Dude is like a cockroach in more ways than one.

Forgive my crassness, but:

Oh yeah.

Karl Urban Legends, which is preferred Urban

And in case you need something stronger; here’s this...puppy? cub? pub? cuppy?

Did you see how fast he blamed someone else when backed into a corner with facts? That was really satisfying to watch.

Conway is getting iced out. Stephen Miller seems to be where it’s at now.

If anything, she’ll probably get a Presidential Medal of Freedom for her fight against the lamestream, librul media.

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

After voting Republican once.

When reached by the Post via email, Manigault responded with about the level of maturity and thoughtfulness one would expect from a White House official accused of threatening a reporter: “My comment: Fake news!”

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.