For some reason, my brain read this as "So how long before Eugene figures out how to make an IUD?"

That's my biggest issue. They spend so much time focusing on one set of characters at a time that by the time shit starts to get real, we hit the midseason finale, which resets everything. When the show returns, we get an episode or two of the group together, but by Episode 3, everyone is scattered all over the map…

That was my issue with it. Like, we'd have to actively ignore basic human biology to assume it was Rick's baby, especially considering how slowly time passes in The Walking Dead. For her to find out she's pregnant in Season 2 and have the baby in Season 3 doesn't track with the baby being Rick's.

What's funny is that people are claiming Negan isn't working because he's not enough like his comic book counterpart, failing to realize he's even more absurd in the comics. And this is without even getting into the eyerollingly cliche nature of his backstory.

You should see Twitter. People are desperate for Negan and his people to get taken out, and some even seem to anticipate it happening any episode now. Like they're going to just kill Negan halfway through the first half of the season.

Carl is basically what Daryl used to be.

Well, their life, for one. I imagine Negan's people would shoot to kill anyone attacking him, just by reflex. With that said, anyone wanting to take a bullet for the remaining dregs of humanity probably could pull it off, with the right opportunity.

In a way, Rick's speech to Michonne sounded like a speech to America.

This is probably the most screen time Spencer has ever gotten, and I thought it was pretty interesting. On the one hand, he probably shouldn't have been hoarding shit, since it could get them all killed if discovered. On the other hand, Rick had a lot of balls for telling Spencer that Alexandria "got lucky" with them,…

I wouldn't mind Carl's long hair if it didn't look like he just walked off the set of a Pantene commercial. You could practically see the computer-generated pro vitamins going into his hair, right before pulling it to show how strongly it holds.

On Talking Dead, Chris Hardwick addressed the Judith talk as a "bombshell", but I thought we were always meant to infer that Judith wasn't Rick's.

There really was no reason whatsoever that this had to be 90 minutes outside of opening up for more ad space. Even the Morgan solo episode made more sense as a 90 minute bloc.

I probably say this about a lot of dearly-departed shows I wish would come back, but the world really does need Chappelle's Show now as much as ever.

-I was kind of expecting the Chappelle's Show/Walking Dead sketch to end with Dave bashing all of their heads in as a means of putting those characters to rest, and basically saying, "Stop shouting out Chappelle's Show quotes at all of my stand up shows already!" I thought that way mostly because it seemed like Dave…

If Adam used his reward advantage to take away Taylor's Loved Ones visit from Figgy, I would go absolutely bonkers with cackling, evil glee. Maybe it's just that I don't like the guy, but Taylor calling his hunger a medical emergency might be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard anyone say at tribal council.

Probably in two weeks. Next week is 90 minutes of Rick and the Gang.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan reminds me too much of Brad Garrett

There's one more worse-shocker villain group after the Saviors, and then they are going to be out of gas.

And living in a battleground state like PA means that by the fourth ad break, I was ready to trade places with Daryl if it meant I didn't have to see another attack ad.

I mean, I figured as much even before Here's Negan.