When they erect a statue to Donald it'll be of a fat man with his head buried so far up his ass and it's two arms outstretched holding a phone tweeting with his tiny hands it will basically resemble a giant Q

God damn it Brad Paisley already found a perfectly good substitute for the flag called camouflage

if Donald was told he could put up Hotels in the statues place he'd tear them down in a minute

the Booty Warrior would have wandered into the Trump Tower looking for Jared

you kidding at this point Ruckus would be the new press secretary

Call the Confederate monuments what they are racist participation trophies

Of course in the South they call it the war of Northern aggression but up north we just called The War of Southern Shittyness

I'd be doing be doing something that rhymes with that and also starts with an S

Assuming he gets a funeral and not just shot out on the first rocket to the sun

If white supremacists are clowns what does that make you Steve? the Ringmaster?

Seriously this list..its um how you say made up of a lot of shit no one wants
I mean they could probbaby take the pennies spent acquiring blue lagoon 2: blue lagoon harder and i dont know maybe produce a Path Christmas (or whatever holiday they celebrate) special

Now you're out their streaming
In the Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

I'm normally opposed to mandatory sentences but 20 years sounds like the appropriate punishment for anyone daring to fuck with the Wu-Tang Clan

Somewhere Ruban Studder is yelling "MothaF#@%ka I coulda told you that months ago"

I got trampled by a horse luckily nothing broke

He would have made it if he had a few less Thetans weighing him down

But then I just watch that Montage from Batman & Robin …weird how Uncle Alfred knew her exact measurements

"it's okay it's Paul Rudd" is exactly what my tramp stamp says

Grammar Nazis are the only ones we tolerate here

Nothing but clouds on their Horizon