What HBO should have said
In the words Louise Guzman from the under appreciated show How To Make in America: "I do not negotiate with terrorists"

For a celbrity as high caliber as Swift one would expect her bodyguards to judo throw anyone for just breathing on her
The music industry maaaaaan it used to be about the art
And the ass whoopings behind the back of the stadiums

Momma never held him as a child

Leave it to a White guy to say some truly ignorant shit
And think if he just worded it well enough he pass it along without any negative blowback

We do
You know the other day I went into an H&M the with the express plan of stealing me some new jeans and you know I couldn't get 5 feet without someone just assuming I worked there
It was awful they all just kept asking if they had any smaller sizes in the back. Like I'm supposed to know i still went back and…

That's how we did it at Dogpile but sadly google didn't want none of our ideas

John voight's ass jump really is a cinematic wonder to be seen though

My Horrible Father
By Morty Smith Jr is quite the page turner

Kinda reminds me of a newyorker cartoon: "dear mom and dad thank you for a great childhood and for destroying any chances I had of being a writer

*spoiler alert for wet hot American summer*

Idk was it some sort of make a wish style camp thing that's what I thought it was in my initial skim

Pooty tang gonna sue for Roy Al tees

O'neal if you're ever out in the post apocoliptic wasteland and my gang of blood reaper's find you let us know you used to write for the site and we might consider letting you live …providing you lead us to the oil

Blood is to Shit
Two things that should not be assoceated with each other

They mostly keep her around in case the Red lady says Trump must sacrifice her to the lord of light

The one that's not allowed to use the stove
And was voted most likely to be betroved to Buster Blooth

Screw Shakespeare
The best way to Theatrically capture the disaster that is the Trump adminisraton is on ICE

Screw This Bring Back The Oblongs!

Dale would probably be all for them until decovers the're not interested in his "Old Man" conspiracys
And their understanding of how the government works is even more limited then his

No during the election Hank withdraws his support for Trump after receiving death threats for refusing to shake Donald's hand after he had herd where it had been