yay free forced sodomy and shankings for everyone
seriously how was Leo Glenn allowed to run that prison there was like a murder every episode

* Ron Howard VO* "Andy price had initially tuned in thinking it was an HBO showing of the movie The Wizard of Oz"

But what if my kink is shaming?

Trim it down because never in the history of sex has *hairball throat sound* been sexy

Hat, jeans no shirt Smokey really was a bear more of the ways than one

but he's been off the force for years ever since he shot that bystander

Certainly can't be any worse then that Sparky/ McGruff the crime dog bondage art that's floating around online

just going to say the only reason I know Chicago's zip code is because of mcGruff the crime dog

The furry community will rejoice as the lion mascot will make his comeback

I'm just gonna spitball this: Tutus Burgus for the role of Genie

I can play the Genie
I can snort coke
And do a bunch of celeb imitations

how dare you spread such fake news and slander AV club when you're clearly missing the real story here: Donald jr. Has clearly been framed by Baron Trump as part of his cunning plan to take over as head of the family

"HAAAAAAAAHAAAAA I no dumb one no more" Eric Trump

Blasphemy a true demon gets on the toilet backwards and pretends to ride it like a motorcycle

Yeah I remember how back in the day they used to have these really morbid children's books about the Paranormal in our school library and they were just full of like weird terrifying illustrations unlike aliens and Loch Ness Monsters pure nightmare fuel
The more I think about it the more it occurs to me those books…

As a child I once found a VHS tape recording of some ancient aliens documentary that had played on cable
Anyway it had this scene where they took a picture of an aliens face 👽
And slowly morphed it into Satan
Scene scared the ever-loving shit out of me I immediately took that tape out and threw it in the back of a…

I think that was the first movie I ever said what the fuck to

Rob Kardashian's probably the only Kardashian whose outer ugliness matches his inner

while also in Europe Donald got his daughter a lovely life size painting of him painted with special eyes that follow you around the room to go in the Lincoln bedroom for whenever she stays over

The real irony will be when he discovers that it's a reverse Dorian Gray the more evil and uglier he gets the better the painting looks