Come out to Maro Largo we'll have a few laughs get together

"In sorry mike but we just don't think you can play a convincing seeing character"

Jason statham puts up his dukes and threatens to fight all who oppose him

The Cosby trial is taped in front of a live studio audience

"Victims a the DarnDeest things"

"Your honor I ams now going to proove it was Theowww and his friend Adam Sandler who are guilty of threes crimes I am accuUsed"

Seriously: the story of a man holding down a concrete condo, Homeboy in a home-made bungalow in the middle of a road at the end of a one way street
The PJ the projects

…don't fuck him because that's what that monster wants

Ill remember him for giving us the PJs dam that was a good show

"Remember how I was suppose to cameoo on The Blackish but they gave the role of reprehensible character to Chris brown flarn"

He's a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm so naturally he has more lives than a cat

At this point I think that might be the only form of justice any of us may get

J E L L O its aliiiive!

AND THANK GOD!

White Men Can't Jump
As proven in in Woody Harrelson cinematic thesis

ALT RIGHT PUNKS
ALT RIGHT PUNKS
ALT RIGHT PUNKS
FUUUUUUUK OFF

Punks not Dead
But all the Good Punks are

I remember my first and only Warp Tour a full day spent painfully sober walking across a hot ass Boston parking lot to listen to a bunch of mall punk bands whose main claim to fame was that Spin said they sounded like a bunch of other more famous mall punk bands.
Much of the day was spent trying not get groped by the…

Weird if you check the Hobby Lobby's personal Bible they crossed out Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's possessions and put in thou shall not shall not cover an employee healthy care

But without a vinny to get sloppy seconds from