Imma go clean up a park out of respect for the man who should have been president Al Gore because I was #RaisedBright

And by #RaisedRight she means not allowed to anything unless a #ManApproves and by #ManApproves I mean might as well be #RaisedByTheTaliban because that's how shitty a nofundimentalist upbringing is

That man was a hero

Cleaned Presadent Darrol Hammond's Hollywood Star because I was raised by television

Because few in Hollywood are cool enough to get Shwifty

Yesterday on independence day I cleaned the Hollywood Star of my Presadent Paxton out of respect because I was raised right

Also not a fan but he's Groban on me

You'd never get this kind of attitude from Michael Buble!!

*spoiler alert* They Arrest Oscar the Grouch for the crime and send him to jail but its later revealed by a crusading documentary filmmaker that he is innocent

Of course the cops tried to frame Mac Tonight. For the crime

I was hopeing this would be McEnroe vs The Sweedish Chef shmorg Borg

Like most media execs he excells in getting unpaid College interns to do his work for him

It is what she said

So when are we going to get our Wolf of Wall Street inspired version of Richie Rich?

**shhhh We don't talk about their addiction also Ponyville is code for Rehab***

But if it leads to a dark reimagining where Joey is Melissa's gimped up sex slave it'll be totally worth it

I'll take potent POUTS's for $500 Alex

then sleeping for 4 hours after they worked all our jobs

Raindrops on roses
And White power meetings…

Won't somebody please think of Motherf#@king children