“You have to admire a man who staunchly refuses to bend in the face of reality...”

No, that’s not normal. The cop in that situation would ordinarily shoot the “pissy” suspect.

Are you suggesting we cut relations with all countries that have political repression, or is there something special about Cuba?

Did Rob Ford do anything to justify calling him a “bad person?” He had a drug and alcohol problem.

Muslim Americans are extremely well assimilated compared to European Muslims.

Just watching this makes me grab my shoulder in pain.

Where’s Bob Saget when you need him?

While he’s the wrong person to be delivering this message, he’s not wrong. The NFL should suspend Manziel indefinitely until he gets his shit together.

Wait, so are you really disputing that there’s a connection between being overweight and having health problems?

Dr. Oz? Are you talking about the guy who promotes miracle weight loss pills on his show?

Interesting that you think Kasich has more minority appeal than Hillary Clinton, when more minorities in this country favor Hillary Clinton than any other candidate in either field.

Isn’t this woman a full-blown doctor, like an MD? I feel like the term “trainer” makes her sound like one of those student trainers every football team has.

Speaker Paul Ryan’s marathon time was 4 hours and 1 minute...and he was not stoned out of his mind when he did it.

Faster than Paul Ryan, who ran a marathon in 4 hours and 1 minute while not stoned out of his mind.

I understand why Plaxico got prosecuted, since he was illegally carrying a firearm at a nightclub. Morgan accidentally shot himself in his own house. This is ridiculous.

I find it funny when creationists cite how perfect and suitable for life the earth is as evidence of creation...as hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, and disease continue to ravage people all over the world.

Is it just me, or does it always end up being a disaster when a former professional athlete decides to Tweet about politics/religion/science?

I’m assuming that includes costs, like paying experts, travel, etc.

His Twitter tagline is, “If you ain’t got no haters, you ain’t Poppin.”