“I am not politically correct nor do I particularly care if people disagree with me.”

“Come on, hon. Just calm down and stop being so emotional out there.”

Pretty good considering it’s apparently the first time he’s shot a basketball.

I get that he’s young, and that young people like to party. You’d just think that he’d be willing to chill out for the sake of continuing to make millions each year as an NFL quarterback. He seems to have the mentality that he should be able to continue drinking and partying, as long as he does so responsibly. You…

The school is also making a countless amount of money off of players like him. You can’t exactly say the same thing about Drunken Midgets.

Go to YouTube and type in “McGahee knee.” NSFL.

Zeke could murder a prostitute tonight, and Urban would still play him next week if the NCAA and law enforcement permitted it.

The don’t vote Republican for the same reason that no minority group votes Republican (except Cubans). You’re not going to vote for a party that hates you.

I’m Middle Eatern, so I know a ton of Muslims. I’ve never known a Republican Muslim. While Muslims tend to be more conservative on social issues like gay marriage, they also are strong supporters of social programs, and they strongly oppose the foreign policy of Republicans.

Not me. I don’t like hanging out with their kind. I’m talking about Republicans, of course.

Can’t tell if the “RIP France” sign is condolences or shit-talking about the soccer match they’re about to play.

In Dallas, we don’t even have cash lanes anymore. Either you had a toll tag or they send you a bill in the mail. Nobody stops or slows down.

Herbs cured my cancer, at least that’s what I like to say. But for the hell of it, I had my prostate removed anyway.

It’s not a “liberal media” thing. The majority of people in this country think that people like Lance Berkman are bigots. If you want to live in a country where the majority of people think tolerance is a bad thing and LGBT rights are a bad thing, I can suggest several countries for you in Africa and the Middle East.

We probably just saw his career end.

The rule says that the commissioner has discretion in assessing fines for uniform infractions...so why doesn’t he just exercise that discretion in cases like these?

“Why? I don’t feel like it. Why do I have to go to the door?”

If I were on a jury, I’d convict based on his face.

Bunch of thugs up there in Toronto. Hopefully the police come and kick some ass.

I agree this guy’s a piece of shit, but I don’t understand the huge fuss about him saying Gisele is hot. Yea, it’s inappropriate to make comments like that about a colleague’s wife. But I don’t see why that, or his “come out with guns blazing” comment would be considered making “the worst possible comments.” There’s…