“If someone doesn’t do what you tell them to do, it’s okay to use violence to force them to.” That’s the lesson you’re teaching your kid when you beat them. Beating your kid is the lazy parent’s way of getting their kid to behave.

If we tried to invade Russia, they’d win in the long run. If Russia tried to invade the US, the US would win.

That one easily could have been a mistake. It would be hard for a batter to know if that ball was caught or bounced. If you’re not sure, you run just in case.

Passing into seams can melt Superbowl dreams.

Naturally, as we all do, Brady completely destroyed the old phone that was being replaced.

It’s crazy how racist people always go their whole lives constantly being taken out of context, again and again. I guess I must just be lucky that I’ve never been taken out of context and accused of racism.

Please include Stephen A!

Poorer and more conservative areas....the same areas where teen pregnancy rate are higher.

My opinion on the Missouri case is that Darren Wilson almost certainly would have been acquitted at trial. There wasn’t enough evidence to convict him. However, if the prosecutor wanted to indict him, he very easily could have accomplished that. He did everything he could to avoid an indictment. Personally, I don’t…

A black cop was responsible for the killing in Baltimore, and people still demanded justice. That just shows that this isn’t all about race. It’s about justice for black victims of police brutality.

People like you still aren’t understanding the entire reason for the protests following incidents like Michael Brown, Trayvon Martin, etc.

Yea...maybe we could even like make a video where we put them in a big cage and then set them on fire. We could post this online so everyone could see it and be scared. Hmmm...

Which QBs are indisputably the best player on their respective teams? Rodgers, Manning, Brady, Brees, Luck...maybe Romo, Rivers, and Eli?

How has no one said anything to him. Does this guy not have friends? “Hey, Chris, is there a reason why you have blonde fucking mullet today?”

Is he supposed to be shamed by this? I think the appropriate response would be, “Yea, I’m a 24 year old single guy who tried to hook up with that hot porn star. Is there a problem?”

He could have simply said “JPP had his ____ finger amputated,” without the medical report. Obviously, he would be proven right when JPP eventually surfaces without a fucking finger. I understand there could be a lot of other cases where it’s different, but a medical report was not necessary here.

Seriously though, how badass would it be if we woke up one morning and all of the evangelical Christians were gone?

You’re right, but in this case, it’s not like it was going to stay a secret anyway. You can’t hide an amputated finger like you can hide the fact that you have other medical conditions.

Good point. I didn’t realize that was the ending of the race.

I don’t think it was worth the hassle. No racers were coming by anyway. Just let the crazy guy cross so you don’t have to deal with him anymore.