Please include Stephen A!

My opinion on the Missouri case is that Darren Wilson almost certainly would have been acquitted at trial. There wasn’t enough evidence to convict him. However, if the prosecutor wanted to indict him, he very easily could have accomplished that. He did everything he could to avoid an indictment. Personally, I don’t…

A black cop was responsible for the killing in Baltimore, and people still demanded justice. That just shows that this isn’t all about race. It’s about justice for black victims of police brutality.

People like you still aren’t understanding the entire reason for the protests following incidents like Michael Brown, Trayvon Martin, etc.

Which QBs are indisputably the best player on their respective teams? Rodgers, Manning, Brady, Brees, Luck...maybe Romo, Rivers, and Eli?

How has no one said anything to him. Does this guy not have friends? “Hey, Chris, is there a reason why you have blonde fucking mullet today?”

Is he supposed to be shamed by this? I think the appropriate response would be, “Yea, I’m a 24 year old single guy who tried to hook up with that hot porn star. Is there a problem?”

He could have simply said “JPP had his ____ finger amputated,” without the medical report. Obviously, he would be proven right when JPP eventually surfaces without a fucking finger. I understand there could be a lot of other cases where it’s different, but a medical report was not necessary here.

Seriously though, how badass would it be if we woke up one morning and all of the evangelical Christians were gone?

You’re right, but in this case, it’s not like it was going to stay a secret anyway. You can’t hide an amputated finger like you can hide the fact that you have other medical conditions.

Good point. I didn’t realize that was the ending of the race.

I don’t think it was worth the hassle. No racers were coming by anyway. Just let the crazy guy cross so you don’t have to deal with him anymore.

Wow I know we always joke about how people just go to these races to see wrecks, but you can actually see a few people jumping up and down and pumping their fists in excitement as this vehicle/fireball skids across the track. Wtf?

I can already tell you what the response will be. Some fans will still bring it, then they’ll say (thinking they are so clever) “This isn’t the Confederate flag...it’s the Northern Virginia battle flag.”

The Knicks and Lakers are hilarious. Players would rather live Milwaukee than play for them.

This is completely normal in wrestling. It’s called an “oil check.”

Seriously, it blows my mind that there are even people who pay for the swimsuit edition. Have they not heard of the wonders of the internet?

I’m not familiar with rugby. Was that an improper tackle?

YES! He took it right in the jugular! That’s awesome!

It’s at the same time, bro. Those two are fine simultaneously. If he wanted her to kiss him on the mouth, that’s when order would become very important.