Your suggestion is actually a lot more difficult than just running 1.5 miles in 12 minutes.

Perhaps he thinks they are a poor fit because he wants to try to actually win a Super Bowl. He only has a few years left before he starts declining. He already has more than enough money to live comfortably the rest of his life.

Maybe I'm too lenient, but I think a decade is enough for a crime that doesn't involve killing anyone. The average rape sentence around the country is 11.8 years, with the offender actually serving about 5.4 years. Sharper is being sentenced to 20 years and is expected to serve about 10 total (including time already…

"It's not that fair that you can say the N word but I can't!"

I don't judge the guy either. He obviously had a fucked up childhood, followed by the death of his adopted mother, and now the pending death of his girlfriend (or whatever she was). He's also got some substance abuse issues. I feel bad for him.

Did you see the World Cup last summer? One player got two concussions in the same game. Even after the second one, it wasn't until he was stumbling around confused that they finally took him out.

I think this list was more about people born in "Latino" countries.

"And when I say 'shake the shit' I grab his shoulders and just give him a good stern look and a few shakes that say "mommy is trying her very best to keep it together...get. in. there. now." Usually works. "

Yea, but there are also mumblings that the moon-landing was a hoax, so take it for what it's worth.

If you want to win a playoff game by getting the other team disqualified for not obtaining a waiver to have pink in their uniforms, you might be taking high school basketball way too seriously...and you might generally be an asshole.

"Okay i feel like i have to say this before shit gets ugly. That tweet was a joke and i am in no way in support of those who commit adultery"

The shape of the screen makes me wonder how easily it will crack when dropped. The S3 had huge issues with the screen cracking. If you dropped it, the screen was basically guaranteed to crack. The S5 finally seemed to fix this with the edges protruding out beyond the screen, so that dropping the phone doesn't result…

Your dad wouldn't happen to be Dwight Howard would it? If so, then the title of this article is correct.

What if every profession took this approach. I'm an engineer, but I'm not going to bother with numbers or calculations when I design that bridge. I think we can eyeball it.

Raping one and sodomizing another? Wouldn't that mean he raped both of them, or is consensual sodomy still illegal in Kentucky?

Yea, but you have to make sure that the punishment isn't too severe. That would be crossing the line. You know what I mean?

Naw, man. Let's just resign Demarco.

It makes perfect sense. Beat a defenseless woman, and you're a monster. Beat a defenseless animal, and you're a monster. Beat a defenseless toddler, and you're a good parent.

So the rumor came out, Russell hasn't denied it, and he divorced his wife?

I still remember having a VHS of American Pie hidden under my dresser for a few years before we finally got internet access at home. The first time I busted a whack, it was to that Shannon Elizabeth scene. I can't imagine living like that again.