If you want to win a playoff game by getting the other team disqualified for not obtaining a waiver to have pink in their uniforms, you might be taking high school basketball way too seriously...and you might generally be an asshole.

"Okay i feel like i have to say this before shit gets ugly. That tweet was a joke and i am in no way in support of those who commit adultery"

Your dad wouldn't happen to be Dwight Howard would it? If so, then the title of this article is correct.

What if every profession took this approach. I'm an engineer, but I'm not going to bother with numbers or calculations when I design that bridge. I think we can eyeball it.

Raping one and sodomizing another? Wouldn't that mean he raped both of them, or is consensual sodomy still illegal in Kentucky?

Yea, but you have to make sure that the punishment isn't too severe. That would be crossing the line. You know what I mean?

Naw, man. Let's just resign Demarco.

It makes perfect sense. Beat a defenseless woman, and you're a monster. Beat a defenseless animal, and you're a monster. Beat a defenseless toddler, and you're a good parent.

So the rumor came out, Russell hasn't denied it, and he divorced his wife?

I still remember having a VHS of American Pie hidden under my dresser for a few years before we finally got internet access at home. The first time I busted a whack, it was to that Shannon Elizabeth scene. I can't imagine living like that again.

"After reviewing Kaepernick's Twitter account for 60 hours this morning, I can tell you that this guy is the real deal." - Ron Jaworski

UEFA and other associations need to follow though on threats to replace FIFA with a new international association.

Tom, this is completely irrelevant, but did you know that Karl Malone got a 13 year old pregnant when he was 20? Just trying to get the word out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demetress…

This guy got way too fancy. You have to go with pocket shots. Can't be detected by metal detectors, they make no noise, and they're very small. You can fit at least two in each sock, one in each pocket, some more in your underwear if you really want to. You can very easily sneak in at least 6-8 shots of liquor...more…

Unless you're Sofia Vergara I guess...

We have no idea what happened, but we do know what did not happen.

Wait till he finds out the guy that hit him doesn't have a cent in his name. He'll recover very quickly.

Apparently, this woman's 4 year old recently passed away, and her 13 year old was in the van when it was hit. She still shouldn't have done what she did, but it's more understandable.

He didn't say "won the most championships I ever saw." I think LeBron is definitely the best athlete I've seen. Look at what he did to Bosh last night.

The Oscars aren't as bad, but they also sometimes function like a Lifetime Achievement Award. Someone who was worthy of the award several times before doesn't win it, then they eventually win it for some mediocre performance. DiCaprio's best acting performances could possibly be behind him, but he'll win an Oscar…