He couldn't live with the stigmata.

This is linsufficient to make the Lakers a contender.

I would expect the payout to be much bigger than that.

I feel like the "Fuck the World" tattoo might not go over so well with a jury.

$499 is cheap?

No kidding. Imagine driving to the airport, parking, and getting through security just for a free meal. I'd rather get some drive through somewhere.

Here's a picture of him now:

That's one more than most of us.

If I had said that "I sometimes fuck children" and "I don't feel obligated to not fuck children," then you would be making a good analogy.

Not only do you frequently not tip, but it seems like you're also the type of person who often sends the food back. There would have to be something seriously wrong with the food for me to send it back...like it's not fully cooked or there is a bug in it or something. I'm not going to send food back just because I'm…

A server would have to be exceptionally bad for me to not tip. I'm 28 years old, and I don't recall a single time service has been bad enough to warrant no tip. I think the default is 15-20%, and it goes up or down from there depending on the quality of the service. For you, it sounds like the default is zero but the…

Yea, we do only watch soccer once every 4 years. Who gives a shit? We have fun. If it's not fun for you, then don't participate. Stay at home, stay off the internet, and you won't have to be irritated by seeing the rest of us enjoying ourselves watching a fucking sporting event.

"Since 2003," the USMNT has been more successful than most other teams in the world, so I guess almost every country should just quit soccer under your approach.

I don't know who "they" is...presumably you're referring to "the man?"

He pisses in his own mouth, and he apparently has pissed on other random people in public before...maybe nobody wants to have an asshole like that around.

He pisses in his own mouth, and he apparently has pissed on other random people in public before...maybe nobody wants to have an asshole like that around.

Do poor people set their alarms to binge eat before the sun comes up too, so that they won't be as hungry throughout the day?

It's worth noting that Cowboys Stadium is not accessible by public transportation, so you either have to get a ride or sell a kidney to pay for parking.

I'm talking about players getting butthurt about stupid things like a batter being excited about a homerun or jogging around the bases too slowly, someone walking over the mound, etc. You can do an endzone celebration in football without a brawl ensuing.

It's sports. People talk shit in sports. It's only in baseball that players get so butthurt about it.