They would sell the absolute hell out of an EV Maverick.

The most terrifying things found in the rainforests are the humans cutting & burning them down. The end.

...$100 on the first day past deadline, $200 on the next, and so on...

“Only 520 miles? Needs to be 1,000. If it were 1,000, I’d buy one tomorrow.”

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

Front fascia looks like gen9 civic.

Three posts about American bullying, Mr. or Ms. Walmart Shoes! One post, you’re a Europhile, European, Canadian (I kid. I love Canada), or self hating American. Two or three posts, you’re trolling and angry at moose and squvirrel.

“I place the chicken in a pot and submerge it in water,”

If you want to really soup up your stock with collagen, buy a couple of extra turkey wings and necks. Collagen city!!

Back in the days when I was a prep cook, our chicken “base” was a broth/stock combo.

Pfft. It’s been a while since I listened to it, but Sigh No More was (still is?) a fantastic album. Everything since was downhill. The music got more bland, less interesting, and the band showed a tremendous lack of creativity. But come on, Little Lion Man? That’s some good shit. 

Geez! Here I’ve been living and driving in Canada, thinking I knew about the virtues of AWD. But I never really knew about how useless it is until a person from Houston dropped some anecdotal knowledge on me about the one time they drove in the snow. 

Holy crap 1000000% yes...

Headline one year from now:

Me: (scrolling through a page)