Blame the groups out there continuing to hammer away at Clinton’s health and trustworthiness. Sure, the Right is doing that, and we expect to hear it from them. But the far-Left remnants of the Berniebros are pushing this shit HARD, including the fucking body double conspiracies, in a fever dream that somehow Clinton…

Do you hear this, JillB4Hills?

Second, even though I have had areas of significant disagreement with our nominee, by any measure Hillary Clinton is wholly unacceptable — that’s why I have always been #NeverHillary.

Well, let’s see... tens of millions of malaria vaccines delivered to patients, about a dozen countries where HIV cocktails have been reduced to a dollar a dose, and tonnes and tonnes of other shit.

I mean, it kind of seems like you just live in a town with a lot of tone-deaf assholes? And that you think their stupidity emanates directly from the style of bag they happen to carry? As if they wouldn’t be tone-deaf if they carried a Michael Kors?

No, they don’t. One has a charity that is rated quite highly, has an extremely high percentage of its funds go to charitable works (and by that, I mean extremely high compared to other reputable and highly rated charities), and has had no claims that the charity has ever, ever been used to enrich the candidate’s own…

No, that’s just not true. The Clinton Foundation is audited by a big four accounting firm and roughly 90% of the funds received go to charitable purposes. Charity law experts call what Trump’s done with his foundation “textbook self-dealing” and say it’s among the most obvious examples of breaking tax laws that they…

Stop making shit up, and stop believing shit other people have made up.

You are projecting your shittyness on these imaginary stepford wives, it’s transparent.

“Which one? Both candidates have past business involving charities that are to put it mildly highly suspect.”

You’re spreading bullshit lies about Clinton and minimizing Trump’s sins. You’re a conservative and a bullshit artist. You don’t dislike both candidates equally because you’re spreading lies about Clinton but fail to do so about Trump. You are a partisan who doesn’t have the fucking balls to admit it.

And you realize you’re reading right-wing conspiracy theories rather than any — and I mean any — actual facts or indications of wrongdoing. Honestly, Chelsea Clinton is as credible as any Oxford-educated public health expert with a background in investment banking and as much experience in NGO’s as she has.

Wow you are super judgmental about inconsequential preferences!

No, only one has any history of using a charity for self-dealing and paying off legal bills. The other has a charity that is rated highly by the watchdogs and effective at its goals. The problem is that idiots like you spread disinformation and bullshit because they can’t actually defend their preferred candidate.

I think we can all safely agree that you mixed up Clinton with Trump, especially in light of today’s revelations, and that there have been no substantiated claims about the Clinton Foundation.

Shhhhh, let’s not going ruining any narratives with those pesky and inconvenient facts.

You mean by being massively successful in giving enourmous amounts of money to sove key global problems?

Thank you, I appreciate a stop to this regional holier than thou shit. I’m as Southern Belle as they fucking come -- I have sterling flatware and an egg plate dammit -- and also a hard hat and steel toed boots. This VB stuff is ugly, a, and b, I seriously dislike someone trying to make me enjoy my second class…

No one could have predicted that this would be your response! No one!

We know precisely why you brought it up. Knock off this routine.