High school. Senior year. Dumped belittling older boyfriend and began chatting up hot junior dude new to district. One day he slips me a note with a graphic sexual fantasy about me. Zing! go my loins. Without thinking, I scrawled back, “When?” and dropped it on his desk.

Chris Harrison is a real life Caesar Flickerman

Yup. Beat Republicans a their own game by making the free market help clean shit up. It drives them absolutely bonkers when corporations do things they don’t like; partly because they’re hypocrites who only believe in capitalism when it’s rigged in their favor, and partly because they fucking hate being reminded that…

I can find Bill Clinton to be a creep for the way he behaved towards Lewinsky while at the same time casting serious side-eye at Lewinsky’s changing her story after twenty years.

I know this is the wrong read of your comment but I’m kind of impressed by people who return everything. Like I will just keep an article of clothing until some arbitrary point is passed in my mind then I donate it to goodwill. So the people who feel such a hefty entitlement to get brand new replacements or get money…

OK, so a stranger that I can’t choose and whose skills nobody is vouching for, is going to come into my home, sit me in a chair that doesn’t put me in the right position for them to work comfortably, cut my hair and get it all over my carpet/floor so I have to clean it up later, color my hair and possibly splatter dye…

Disagree staunchly with you on MFM. One of their themes on the show is “Fuck politeness”. They make a point to encourage women in particular to trust intuition and be their own advocate in shady situations to stay safe (/sexy and not get murdered). I value that; while the hosts are entertaining as personalities, the…

Dear god just let me book everything online goddamnit!

I’ve pretty much always thought Justin Timberlake was a corny-ass douche, ever since ye olden days when he was in NSYNC. But that halftime show is probably the first time where I felt like the guy looked desperate, and yet somehow at the same time he seemed to not care at all.

He and all the backup dancers looked like they were dressed by Mugatu’s Derelict campaign. It was so unflattering and weird and didn’t match the songs and dances AT ALL.

Is Sarah Jessica Parker done using interviews as her fainting couch? Because I am sick of her overwrought shit.

American Crime Story Season 13 confirmed

You know what? I think it’s an interesting approach. Hate the clothes (only because I don’t have the body to pull shit like this off with confidence and I only ever wear black or dark grey), but he’s trying a different tack with his line and I dig the creativity.

Totally not defending Kim’s thirsty behavior, but I think the surrogate knows what she stepped into when she signed a contract with Kim and Kanye.
I also think she was a surrogate prior to Kim and Kanye, so its not like she isn’t used to dealing with carrying a baby, handing it over and dealing with the postpartum…

I believe they combined Elizabeth Moss and Peggy Olsen.

Alsip West

This is Tiffany in her element. Watch the whole thing.

They can use their own internal data regarding how often subscribers have searched for a performer or watched something that they are in. It sucks for the person who wants the contract because they don’t have access to the same data and can’t negotiate with the same amount of information. I don’t think you can say…

And oddly, all I can think right now is that this image makes her look as if she has a carnival sized head.

the takeaway is that Amy Schumer used to be really funny but her shtick is tired and old