But Dylan may not ever walk again, or look at his son the same way again after learning the rumors about Frank and Erin.

Thank you for putting more work in than Jez did when they published this brain popping take.

“I have a Muslim friend” means there is someone in his social circles who is Muslim and who doesn’t reflexively punch him in the face or tell him to fuck off on sight. The person he is referring to would no doubt be astonished to learn that this douchebag thinks they are ‘friends’.

My thinking was it was a frat brother in blackface.

He’s Dwight Shrute minus the charm, intelligence, honesty, bravery, bear knowledge and overall similarity to a valid human male.

Not really, who ever was the brains and/or cash behind the operation, probably said, “these dogs might be connected to a homicide? Fuck you I’m out!” and they ditched the evidence somewhere where someone might find it.

I think the deal (and that article is, as you note, unhelpful) is that they are sex reveals, not gender. The two are not the same, and we can’t know the gender.

The bigger tragedy is that Gaga’s dog walker had little to no health insurance.

Same, and also with Ovaltine at my friend’s house (my mom wouldn’t buy it). 

I shared on another article, but I got my first shot two weeks ago when the clinic that my wife works at was giving vaccines.
It was 4:30 on a Friday and they had some doses that they needed to use by the end of the day or they had to get rid of them. I happened to be in my office that day, which is only a few minutes…

Yes, yes, there are medical reasons, but the single best argument I’ve seen to not even think twice about getting vaccinated is that, three days ago, on February 22nd in the year of our lord 2021, while getting my tires changed at a local garage, I got to pet a stranger’s dog without having weird, “Not all of these…

Doctors give worse care to high BMI people. Get the shot because you will not be getting the best care if you get sick.

You know, I'm OK with this article saying the show made him famous seeing as how he thinks he made Taylor swift famous.

You’re on deck, Melania.

This is beautiful. 

“You’re gonna need a bigger butt.”

My cousin/surrogate father figure was a bus driver for New Jersey Transit for 30 years. Most of his routes ran from Philadelphia/Camden to the southern ‘burbs like Millville and Bridgeton NJ, so there was always a good mix of inner-city riders, New Jersey’s own special brand of provincials and every thing in between.

I was riding the county bus home, and it was filling up as it was about 6 or 7 pm. A man sits down next to me and puts his backpack between his legs on the floor in front of him. “Don’t be surprised if a head pops out of this bag,” he tells me. Now, maybe I just read/listen/watch way too much true crime, but I…

I don’t know.  I kind of liked the suggestion someone made in a prior post that now that she’s becoming all lawyer-y and stuff, that she’ll go for some “celebrity” businessman.  Is Elon Musk still with Grimes?  

He and his family already have been vaccinated I am sure he just can’t say that because the optics would be bad. Covid is now a poor people problem. This is the most “let them eat cake” moment I have seen in awhile.